A women came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: What are you doing dear?
Husband: Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females.
Wife: How do you know which gender they were?
Husband: Easy - 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone.
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I'm looking forward to watch The Vampire Diaries and currently hunting for those who has the whole season. I hate watching them week by week. I want to finish the entire season in a week or two..
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